Awesome Addition 
  Do you love bacon, well I know you do! Every week now we are going to have a beast bacon recipe. I'll tell you the first recipe. Drum roll please... 

Picture from Comfort Food From Louisiana

 BACON PIE!!!!

Here's the recipe 

             Bacon is the answer to everything.

                                       Remmie Bacon
                Remmie bacon is your average kid, except he can stretch his skin/bacon 2 feet off his body. Bacon's say he is a bacon rubber band. He once hooked his bacon skin to a flag pole and stayed there for a day! He can  do the pretzel and even bend his legs around past his rump bite his toes. He is some kind of intergalactic bacon, but he's thin cut with seasoning!
 
 

Remmie 

                                       BRODI BACON
                                               
                      Brodi Bacon is like so totally legit! Brodi is obsessed with surfing,and lady's! Brodi loves attention. He is very conceded. He is thin cut peppered bacon with blond curly hair. brodi bacon is amazingly legit.
 

brodi bacon

Everyone loves bacon

               Swim Swimming Bacon
  
  Swim Swimming Bacon A.K.A Swimmy is known for swimming to the bottom of the ocean and not coming up for 20 minutes! For fun he races steaks in swimming contests. He always wins. Swimmy once signed 12,000 autographs in one day. His house is the Electric 2,000 (he loves it because it reminds him of electric eels.) Swimmy is thin cut and ready for action!   

  

Swimmy power point version 

                                      JC Bacon
  JC is a lot like Danny in the supped up movie Grease.
His mansion was once robbed for his sun glasses. JC's
fans greet him as he wakes up, screeching with excitement. His fans says he has the voice of angle.

JC  power point version

                   Sizzling Frizzy Bacon

  Frizzy is a 1970's hippy who is high spirited and groovy!
Frizzy is thin cut and peppered. Her name comes from her frizzy hair. Frizzy is also know as Friz, is bedazzled with peace signs and ty dye. Friz is always up for any challenge. She lives in a small grease stained oven with one peace sign on the side!


 

Frizzy power point version

               Lady Priscilla Bacon the Third

  Lady Priscilla is living the Queens life, literally she's a queen! Lives in London UK . Everyday her job is to sit and boss people/bacon around. She wears diamond earrings and a pearl necklace at a total of $50,000 dollars. Lady Priscilla is thick cut and very rare in  Spokane. Don't  get to close she bites! 

  

Lady Priscilla power point version 

 maddie's take on her awesome boxing bacon 

                BOXING BACON

 Boxing Bacon is a famous boxer who has won 17 boxing trophies

and is still winning them. He is now swarmed by flash mobs of thin cut sizzling ladies! He is light red and pink,bacon grease is his sweat! One drop of his sweat/grease was auctioned off for $20,000

dollars.His crisp pythons pump 5000 lbs everyday. Boxing Bacon is truly the best Boxer ever.

The power point version of boxing bacon

                livs take on boxing bacon P.S. this is not humorous this is more factual  

                                 BOXING BACON

Boxing bacon has won 23 Grammy awards . He is known to be the best boxer who has ever lived. Everyday to perk himself up he 

sits on the grill with a couple of ladies on his side!Boxing bacon  is daily's thin cut peppered bacon.Boxing bacon is freshly cooked ,sliced and fried.He has been living in a Viking professional oven.

He likes to be slowly fried to a crisp greasy finish.Boxing Bacon is amazingly beast.

                      

                              Thank you for reading our takes on Boxing Bacon. Please write a comment     

Sup bacon lovers

welcome to this flabbergasting bacon blog

  CREATED BY:LIVY AND MADDIE BACON